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#Momlife - 17 Hilarious Motherhood Quotes


Here at Maia Moda we love a good momlife quote.  Recently we got together as a team and picked out our favorites. Take a little break and enjoy this compilation of quotes; we hope it will brighten up your day!
1.

Unlike Labor Motherhood doesn't come with an epidural

At least it's something...


2.

Saturday Night Out - Just Kidding I am in my Jammies

#momsnightin


3.

GoodNight, Sleeptight, Call out for Daddy tonight

Maybe for the rest of the week.


4.

Making Mom Friends. I see you have created a tiny humanWe have so much in common.


5.

Ever had a job with no experience, training and you weren't allowed to quite.  That's Motherhood.What was my resume for this?


6.

Parenting.  If you aren't tired, you aren't doing it right.I don’t sleep I power nap.


7.

I'm not hungry thanks.  i'll just have 7 glasses of wine.

Food is not enough.


8.

Toddlers are just stalkers that live with you

Even the bathroom isn't sacred

9.

To the world you may be just one person.  But to one person you may be the world.

The best feeling

10.

Parenthood is all about the food.  Buying, Cooking, Bargaining and throwing it out.

This is why I turn to wine.


11.

I used to say that I would never post endless photos of my child.  And then I had one.Sorry not sorry

12.

Pregnant Women arguing with her partner.  I have two brains and you have one.

Mom always knows best.

13.

The baby made me eat it.

Is someone going to prove me wrong?

14.

A mother's work is under done.

Who are we kidding?  I'm just looking for 15 minutes

15.

Well you are up early.  Me everyday to my child.

Would be nice to need an alarm clock.

16.

If parenthood came with a GPS it would mostly say recalculating.

Where and what?


17.

The tooth fairy's evil twin in the teething fairy.Just ouch.



Do you have quotes that you would like to share? Comment below and add to the joy.

-Veronica

 

MAIA MODA Co-Founder

@maia_moda_mom


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